Dateline: US
By: Pitbull
From: The Honor Network
Priority News Exchange Program News Item (PNEP)

Trash talk on the field moves to a whole new level as the Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker Joey Porter can attest. He has been fined by the NFL $10,000 for calling Cleveland Browns tight end Kellen Winslow a derogatory term normally used for gay men (no one seems to report what the actual word was out of fear of being targeted as well it would seem). Porter’s comments came last Thursday after the Steelers trounced the Browns 27-7.

His sin and now law breaking action (in all but name) occurred when talking to Winslow, after Winslow made a controversial late-game hit. So when someone gives a cheap shot you must do as men are expected with violent wives, shut up and not make waves.

He apologized for his use of that offensive term as an offensive linemen before the fine was issued (must learn effeminate PC talk now, and call his opponent a white male oppressor who hits women to go fine free these days). “I guess how we used that word, freely, me growing up using it, I didn’t think nothing of it like that,” he said, reports AHN. “I apologize to anybody I offended on it. I really didn’t mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow.”

There you have it! A fully-grown titan of a man moving into the new world of PC talk before your very eyes. They say fox promoters rule the lion boxers, and now every sport is going to be ruled by those who know how to talk PC. According to the Chicago Tribune, Porter wasn’t too happy about the fine. I guess that was meant for all those men who watch every Sunday and don’t understand why one of these last of real male bastions needs to be like a ladies talk show now.

“You’d think if you get a DUI or something, you should get fined,” he said to the Tribune. “If you fail a drug test, you should get fined. But for saying a word… that’s kind of backward to me.” Well we are in a new era now. From rugby scrums to ice hockey you best call someone a white male oppressor to escape 10,000-dollar fines.

Surely to follow will be all words offensive to radical feminists. Our male sportsmen will instead of saying the present clichés of giving 100%, I’m just glad to be here and it takes a team effort, will instead be cow-towed into saying, I give it all the effort that remains after meeting my wife concerns, or I’m just taking my oppressive male rage out on another male so as to prepare myself for my therapy session on how to be a Mangina, or it takes a homosexual’s sence of support to win at anything.

Instead of, Hi mom and dad it will be, Hi gay uncle Pete and lesbian aunt smith. It will first start with Hello parental care figure. Sportsmen who fail the new PC talk will have pressure placed on them from all sides until his game, in fact, does suffer.

With lots of fox-like commentators who know how to turn a phase or two you can be sure they will know how to grease the wheels of the new speech in interviews with sportsmen. “So I hear your mother was abandoned by your father and you had a gay uncle who really brought you up and played touch football with you when you were young”, is that not true Honkey Deadbeat Dad Crusher? Yes mike I…

Or how about play-by-play the likes of, touch down or try made by so-and-so number 69 who brother is gay. Sure I know there are some cool obsessed guys or blokes out there saying get a grip things won’t ever get that bad. Unfortunately the long list of men who have said that and had to eat those words has continued to grow as we are well past the absurd. Read the history of Roman and what happened at the gates of the forum after the games and you may get a glimmer of where we are headed if men don’t unite.