Aunty Helen and Aunty Sue
Like all Aunties know what’s best for you!
So remember at the end of the Day
It’s the Aunties who have all the power and say

Aunties always know what’s best;
You can’t smack a child in the family nest!
Because Aunty Helen and Aunty Sue
Want power and control of your parenting too.

Aunties are a dangerous breed,
For them logic and reason are not a need,
When they speak their views are clear
Reason and logic not required here!
Its arrogance that only aunties display,
Maybe it because their friends are gay?

Aunties always know what’s best
You can’t smack a child in the family nest!
Because Aunty Helen and Aunty Sue
Want power and control of your parenting too.

Aunties are always telling you
What they demand you will do.
Political Aunties are the worst
It’s like New Zealand has been cursed!
Aunties always miss root cause,
Because they can they tinker making un-required laws
That strip away your parenting rights
It’s a worry being in the Aunties sights.

Aunties always know what’s best
You can’t smack a child in the family nest!
Because Aunty Helen and Aunty Sue
Want power and control of your parenting too.

And when the Aunties have had their day,
It the kids that suffer from what they do and say,
So when you vote in 2008
You have the choice to change their fate.
Remember Aunty Helen and Aunty Sue
And what they have done to you.