Her…What did you say Dear,
Winston’s going Grey?
Him…No dear, I said he is in a state of slow decay!
Her….Oh goodness gracious me.
Him…Oh, do pay attention Dear,
So I don’t have to repeat everything I say.

Her…Did I hear you right Dear,
Something about an erection coming up?
Him…No dear, I said we have an election coming up.
Her….Oh goodness gracious me.
Him…Oh, do pay attention Dear,
It’s not the bedroom we are discussing here.

Her… What did you say Dear,
Dublin’s very tropical this time of year?
Him…No Dear, I said, those Republicans are very topical,
and it’s election year.
Her….Oh goodness gracious me
Him…Oh do pay attention Dear,
These are the issues of the day.

Her… Did I hear you right Dear,
Your selling your record collection?
Him. No Dear, I said we should vote Republican this Election.
Her….Oh goodness gracious me.
Him…Oh, do pay attention Dear,
It’s the countries future direction we’re discussing here.

Her… What did you say Dear,
Winston gave us gold card and Asian Flu?
Him…No Dear, I said it’s out with the old guard and in with the new.
Her….Oh goodness gracious me.
Him…Oh, do pay attention Dear,
Otherwise we will be left in our old age with no one who cares.

Her… Did I hear you right Dear,
You want to flatter me with public displays of affection
Him…No Dear, I said we’d better vote Republican this election.
Her….Oh goodness gracious me.
Him…Oh, do pay attention Dear,
I wonder what they are saying about old age healthcare….