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Sex Contracts

Filed under: General — ashish @ 4:06 pm Mon 7th July 2014

Not sure what we are getting into here. But these ‘sex contracts’ seem like a awesome idea. Written consent to navigate around the ‘guilty unless proven innocent’ concept 😛


  1. Tongue in cheek….

    Soon you will need a contacted signed by them women to even look at them….Otherwise it deemed “…Objection..”….Off to prison you go….You vile heathen and evil Male…

    Then another contract signed by them women, that you say a meek “Hello” ….Otherwise its deemed that you are oppressing them..Off to prison you go …You vile heathen Male….

    Comment by john dutchie — Mon 7th July 2014 @ 4:18 pm

  2. Download your consent forms here:

    For men:

    For women:

    Comment by ashish — Mon 7th July 2014 @ 4:20 pm

  3. Better read the fine print.

    I bet there are escape clauses in there for women in case they change their mind, but not for men, and then you would get sued for breach of contract or lack of performance or something.

    Comment by Downunder — Mon 7th July 2014 @ 4:37 pm

  4. @John Dutchie – I didn’t see any consent for tongue in cheek.

    Comment by Wayne Burrows — Mon 7th July 2014 @ 4:51 pm

  5. They have that already, DownUnder.
    “I regretted it in the morning (when I realised what he looked like)”
    “He lied to me” (he’s not rich).
    (The get out of any jail free) “I was drunk”.
    (The You read Me) “I said ‘Don’t! STOP!’, not ‘don’t stop'”

    Comment by OMG You're *)&^(^^ — Mon 7th July 2014 @ 5:53 pm

  6. Just for the record, i was one of the first to propose this due to the fact females have been getting away with false rape complaints for years! but definitely not the first.

    Comment by Phil Watts — Tue 8th July 2014 @ 4:01 pm

  7. Gentleman….A but of satire humour,its quite funny….Even you, Sarah will fun it funny (I hope)……Concerning a American Princess bleeping about her dates…And “girl writes what” (…She is a supporter for AVFM…) responds accordingly… below

    “….Girl Talk With Kate: episode 2…”

    Comment by John Dutchie — Tue 8th July 2014 @ 5:50 pm

  8. It might surprise you John Dutchie, that I actually agree with much of what is expressed on this website. I actually agree with you entirely about the double standards of prosecution, criminalisation, sentencing injustices against men, as opposed to sentences handed down against women for similar offences.
    I guess I differ from the rest of my “vile man hating feminists” in this respect.

    Comment by Sarah Haras — Tue 8th July 2014 @ 6:21 pm

  9. On a serious note..

    A sincere question for you Sarah….And I have no hidden agenda here either,and there is a genuine reason why I ask this question …Are you a Feminist Sarah….???

    Comment by John Dutchie — Tue 8th July 2014 @ 8:22 pm

  10. I am not ‘feminist’, John Dutchie. I haven’t actually quite determined what a ‘feminist’ is in this day and age. Thank you for asking.

    Comment by Sarah Haras — Wed 9th July 2014 @ 6:02 pm

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