Four Yorkshiremen on Divorce
1. My ex got 90% of all assets after separation!
90%. Sheer luxury. Sheer bloody luxury.
2. I only got 5% and all the debts.
3. You guys don’t know how lucky you are.
All I got was me gumboots.
You guys just don’t know how lucky you are.
4. Gumboots. You got your gumboots.
I was kicked out of house, naked, with no clothes on.
It was middle of bloody winter …
1. Sorry to interrupt, but now that I have, I’m going to take advantage of that.
That’s nothing. Now I …
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