The First to …
It’s an essential element in humanity, isn’t it?
Most recognizable in New Zealand by … what’s your uh ha moment there?
Perhaps the immortal words of, you know, that fellow that climbed Mt Everest.
“We knocked the bugger off.”
More recently this has been suceeded by a procession of … ah right, so what moments … you know, those insignificant firsts in the feminist dream world of the all-inclusive-borg-type equality.
First to paint her tits pink and walk through someone else’s music concert.
You might think I’m taking the piss here but have you noticed that significant firsts take second place to the trivial giggles of the girls at playtime, type firsts?
Now to the serious question; Is this because women in their Feminist freedom are not leading the world in discovery of the unknown?
Do you find as a bloke, these discoveries or sucessful innovations if you do see them reported are on social media or your favourite website or perhaps hiding in the technology or science section of MSM (mainstream media)?
[MSM – I think we should adopt that as a standard abbreviation for the increasingly irrelevant source of real news]
Finally, of recent, in pursuit of your personal interests, have you seen the unreported sucesses of the boys out there doing their stuff?
You’re next post is perhaps a bit unfortunate …
We’ve had first to burn yourself to death
In a public toilet
In a car
In a house
Outside Parliament
Outside a church
As I recall but there may be more.
Comment by Evan Myers — Sun 6th May 2018 @ 1:26 pm
This is an interesting thought from someone about Feminism
Comment by Evan Myers — Sun 6th May 2018 @ 1:49 pm
First to self immolate before parliament
– died (family court victim) – records sealed
First to curry-cify one self before the Church
– died (possible family court victim – unless former church gang member – that type of trauma last many lifetimes:-)
First to jump off the sky tower in protest
– volunteers wanted – no pre-requisites – males only – Experience in family court preferred
First to return to his mother’s womb
And demand a sex change so he could be treated fairly in society.
– Volunteers sought – no pre-requisites – males only – Experience with IRD or WINZ preferred
First to …
Lo, add your own
There is a report of a guy whom once brought a clogged toilet bowl filled with excrement to his winz appointment.
They apparently needed to see the damage before calling the plumber in.
So he brought it along for show.
I think they are many incidence but grossly unreported.
And some good ones out there.
Comment by JustCurious — Mon 7th May 2018 @ 4:20 pm
My son just had a first.
Doing one of those male only public service jobs.
Sole, night shift , petrol station workers.
Got robed by 3 armed men, possibly thier first time.
Hid in office and activated fog. Possibly also first time for robbers.
Robers got nothing. Probably first time as well.
Not all firsts are wanted or show men in good light.
Comment by DJ Ward — Mon 7th May 2018 @ 10:18 pm
But the day it really mattered, there was the man in the boy.
Was that a first time for you, DJ?
Perhaps that’s a first every father hopes for.
Comment by Downunder — Tue 8th May 2018 @ 2:25 am
Yes it was a first in terms of seeing how he coped with things.
Bit of concern with the psychology of the event but seems to be OK.
He has recently gone off track a bit so he’s been bludging off me. Lost girlfriend, job and stupid debts. Only recently getting it together again with this job.
I actually felt a little pride and despite his youthful mistakes just a little bit of that’s priceless.
Yes my boys graduating into a man.
A long way to go with my other two.
The boys just discovered with lots of giggles and a first for him.
He can jump on the spot.
Comment by DJ Ward — Tue 8th May 2018 @ 7:23 pm
How many fathers have had to wait for their kids to go off the rails first before they become the full time parent.
Comment by Evan Myers — Wed 9th May 2018 @ 12:20 am
Only to discover they have become their mother.
Another case of irreconcilable differences.
Comment by JustCurious — Thu 10th May 2018 @ 1:22 pm