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My all-time favorite Dad joke comes from, Jim Bagnall.
He walks into the house one day and says, “What’s a wok.”
He had this voice that was an announcement of a joke, so I cut him off at the pass.
“What Quasimodo’s wife uses to iron his shirts.” I said.
“No. What’s a wok.” He said again, with some emphasis on, ‘wok’.”
“Go on. Tell me.”
“It’s what you fwo at a wabbit when you haven’t got a wifle.”
Comment by Downunder — Sun 4th September 2022 @ 4:16 pm
How many dads does it take to change a lightbulb.
Sick of being asked one invented LED lights.
Lasts longer with less energy required.
Now it’s a dad joke.
Comment by DJ Ward — Tue 6th September 2022 @ 6:07 pm
The most important things involve doing nothing.
Standing silent watching on the sidelines.
Holding your hand still motionless for nail painting.
Dads are experts.
Comment by DJ Ward — Tue 6th September 2022 @ 6:46 pm