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Dad Joke Day

Filed under: General — Downunder @ 11:17 am Sun 4th September 2022

    Dad Jokes

    Hit us with your best “Dad Joke”


  1. My all-time favorite Dad joke comes from, Jim Bagnall.

    He walks into the house one day and says, “What’s a wok.”

    He had this voice that was an announcement of a joke, so I cut him off at the pass.

    “What Quasimodo’s wife uses to iron his shirts.” I said.

    “No. What’s a wok.” He said again, with some emphasis on, ‘wok’.”

    “Go on. Tell me.”

    “It’s what you fwo at a wabbit when you haven’t got a wifle.”

    Comment by Downunder — Sun 4th September 2022 @ 4:16 pm

  2. How many dads does it take to change a lightbulb.
    Sick of being asked one invented LED lights.
    Lasts longer with less energy required.
    Now it’s a dad joke.

    Comment by DJ Ward — Tue 6th September 2022 @ 6:07 pm

  3. The most important things involve doing nothing.
    Standing silent watching on the sidelines.
    Holding your hand still motionless for nail painting.
    Dads are experts.

    Comment by DJ Ward — Tue 6th September 2022 @ 6:46 pm

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